...Symphony of the Vulva

Marriane was quick to add…

“The smell of fresh fish, oysters, clams, mussels, etc. is the smell of the ocean, otherwise they are spoiled. The fish smell we normally talk about is rotten fish. With pussies it works much in the same way. As you concur with me, pussies do smell like the ocean, but primarily they smell like pussy. I agree with you, they somewhat resemble the smell of oysters, but very fresh oysters.What I'm trying to say is that inexperienced guys should be aware that pussies are NOT expected to have a foul smell. If this is the case, either it is sick or subjected to bad hygiene. In both cases it is better to stay away.It's very true when you say, it's like a bad smell and a good smell at the same time. But finally what you should perceive is pleasurable. If you don't like the smell, don't eat it (and don't put your dick in it).It's immensely difficult to describe with words what a pussy smells like, and even more difficult to say what differentiates a normally smelling pussy, from a foul smelling one. Moreover, it's impossible to explain if what you're smelling is normal but not within your taste, or foul smelling.”

Furthermore, Marriane was adamant that the pussy smells exactly like anal orifice! She relented an experience by a male colleague which I safely conclude is heterosexual.

“Okay to start with, David been with 2 women before of whom he met during a party. One of them smelled good, the other's pussy smelled AWFUL. Yet, the weird part of it was, they were the same type of smell (the smell of my finger after David put it in their vagina). It’s like the same smell, but one made him sick the other made him hard.But here is the sick part.David took a shower and was sitting down studying for a bit when suddenly an itch came over him. He promptly scratched the itch, but the itch started traveling near his butt hole. No, David didn't go inside the hole but he was scratching around that area and then like any disgusting heterosexual males would do, he smelled his own finger.Guess what his finger smelled JUST like pussy!Now please ease yourself on the jokes. David is a straight man and he don’t have a “Vulva Conformity Syndrome”. But this smell was almost exactly like pussy.What’s the deal with this smell. David thought, “Biologically, we are supposed to like this vagina smell to help us aroused.Why does the pussy smell like ass? How come one girl's smell turned me on and the other's turned me completely off?, David continued his questions.”